sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

wecameinreverse:

And you don’t have the backbone that everyone believes you do.

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

(Source: shadzu)

wecameinreverse:

Try not to miss me when I’m gone

(Source: brickwallsforexits)